Some Dating Advice

Have you ever had someone text you something sexually provocative? I have, surprisingly. If you met me, you’d see that I appear to be the love child of Chris Colfer and Michael Cera. But because of some dark magic, I have been provided some sexual appeals from several male suitors. Of course I give into my urges, considering the apocalypse must be nigh each time it happens.

Most recently, I was texting with a guy I’m dating. We’ve only been on one date (about to make it two) but we’ve texted a couple times. (Read my previous posts if you’re interested in hearing more) He asked me whether I was a top or a bottom! Most of the time I would consider this to be a prank or permission to ask some sickeningly sexual questions myself, but I decided to play it cool. If you want to sext me, I guess that’s fine. But to ask me such personal questions after one date? I was appalled – until I realized I might’ve done the same. And why the secrecy? I’ve proudly noted that being myself has gotten me to where I am today? Why should we all have to put up with the cloak and dagger mysteries of dating? It’s ridiculous. So I answered it honestly and he responded with his answer to the question. But why did he want to know so desperately?

It turned out that he just likes guessing. Whatever. Whether or not that’s the truth, I don’t really care. But the important part about this is that 1) I didn’t give too much away about myself 2) I didn’t do anything against my morals 3) I can still hold my head up high around our mutual friends.

I cannot stress how important it is to realize that not all relationships last! And when a relationship ends and feelings are hurt, what do you think happens to the pics and provocative messages you sent your significant other? You can bet that I won’t forget about that text for a while, as hypocritical that may seem.

I was just happy that I didn’t initiate that sexual conversation, regardless of it’s practical application in the dating process.

So feel free to sext or message! But make sure to do it without a trace ;) Love you guys! Please follow me, I put out mediocre blog postings 4 times a week!

I’m going to preface this post by saying thank you for some of the responses that I’ve received from my first post. I really appreciate it!
Btw this blog used to be on my old tumblr and I changed it, so if you don’t see any responses, that’s why! :) 

To follow up on the last post I made, I have talked to my date a couple of times via text since the last time I posted. We had a 3 hour texting date the other night talking about our favorite things – favorite music, favorite actor, hottest actor, manliest sport, etc., but after a while the conversation ran dry and the question of where to proceed was surely a bitter pill in my mind. Should I take the next step and start a new conversation? I’d be trusting my instincts by grabbing the reins a little bit, but I didn’t know whether or not he was still enjoying the conversation. Or should I drive the conversation into the ground? That way I’d see if he was truly interested.

Many of you may be thinking, “wow, this kid really doesn’t know how to date!” and to you, I’d say “hell yeah, you’re right.” I have no idea what I’m doing. But what better way to find out than attempting (and sometimes failing?) I’ll answer that question. By reading blog postings from a rambling adolescent about mistakes that he made.

I decided to take a chance – I drove the conversation into the ground. I told him that I needed to go to bed but that I enjoyed our conversation. He seemed to reciprocate these feelings whole-heartedly.

So you may wonder, (if you’re still reading my ramblings) where are we right now? Two days after that conversation I got another text from him. He even asked me about sex positions, but that is for the next blog post ;). Don’t worry, I ain’t no ho. We’ll talk about how to handle that question and any issues surrounding sexual frustration in the next blog which will be up tomorrow.

PS: I know I don’t really deserve it based on the quality of these blog postings, but I’ll definitely be inspired and really appreciative if y’all follow me.  Thanks! :)